Artist/Band: Cledus T Judd Tabs
Song: 1-900-sheila Tab
1-900-SHEILA
written by Judd/Burch/Dant
3/24/06
SPOKEN:
Hehehehe, let's see here now..one...nine-hundred...
Boy I hope I get a purty 'un, maybe she'll look like Teri Clark,
or Faith Hill, or somebody. Hope this ain't a party line. Here we go!
INTRO: G
G C
I's laid up in the house watchin' CMT, thought I'd have a late-night snack
D G
So I headed to the kitchen on a commercial break when somethin' called me back
C
It was the sexiest voice that I'd ever heard comin' out of my television set
D G
Said call now you can hear me live and I'll tell you 'bout my naughtiness
C N/C
So without hesitation or further ado, I grabbed ahold of my Visa
D G
And dialed the number flashin' on my screen, 1-900-SHEILA
CHORUS:
C G C G
You can tell it all to me, I'm your phone fantasy
D G
1-900-SHEILA
G C
So I kicked back in the recliner, and on the second ring
D G
She whispered, hello this is Sheila, your credit card number please
C
I said how much will it cost for this here trip to paradise
D G
She said you can't put a price on love, that's another four-ninety-eight minute goodbye
C
After an hour of conversation she had me chewin' on the receiver
D G
Well I worked up a sweat I was out of breath over 1-900-SHEILA
CHORUS
G C
Like a man possessed I dialed her number, mornin' noon and night
D G
And slowly but surely we fell in love, but my phone bill shot outta sight
C
After so many calls left us heart-to-heart I just had to meet her face-to-face
D G
She wouldn't give me her home address, so I had her number traced
G C
Well I thought it'd lead to some passion palace, some penthouse in the sky
D G
And I must admit I was a little let down when I found her in a double-wide
C
That beauty that I invisioned, that Goddess that drove me crazy
D G
Answered the door with a cigar in her mouth and weighed in at over two-eighty
G C
They say love conquers all, wellI reckon it's true, even when it's for a fee
D G
We said I do, and now we're one, though she makes two of me
C
And she talks to me no charge, every time she takes a breather
D D D G
And I'll never have to work as long as all you jerks dial 1-900-SHEILA
CHORUS
G C D G
I love you baby, come here to me!
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