Artist/Band: Cledus T Judd Tabs
Song: Paycheck Woman Tab
Paycheck Woman--Cledus T. Judd
Parody of "Redneck Woman" written by G. Wilson/J. Rich
New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Christopher Clark
Credit where it's due...to palamin0 for the absolutely incredible chords. I took
just a couple liberties here and there, so any errors are on my part. Any corrections
are more than welcome.
Capo II (easiest way)
INTRO: E
E
Well the last thing I need
Is a lazy housewife
If you're gonna lay around and sleep all day
F# G
You better work third shift all night
G# A
In a carpet mill, or a truckstop
Even if it's for minimum wage
E
Or you can get yourself some pasties
And get up there on that stage
B
Now the Baptists will look down on you
B7
But don't listen to their lip
A
'Cause you could dance butt naked on a big brass pole
As long as you're makin' tips, 'cause
CHORUS:
E
I want a paycheck woman
Don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy
E F# G G#
I say hey ya'll get a job
A
You better bring home the bacon
And fry it up when you get home
E
You can't sit and watch soap operas
While I work hard all day long
B
So here's to all my brothers
B7
Out there pullin' that OT
A
Let me a get a big hell yeah
G E
Employee discounts
Well they're real nice
I hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart
Can get fishin' lures half-price
And that's sexy, really sexy
When a woman saves money
But what really turns me
Is a two-income family
So even if it's part time
Packin' groceries at the store
You better get out there and punch that clock
'Cause I'm sick of bein' poor
CHORUS 2:
I want a paycheck woman
Don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy
I say hey ya'll get a job
You better bring home the bacon
Then fry it up when you get home
You can't lay there eatin' bon-bons
While I work hard all week long
So here's to all the women
Who think money grows on trees
Let me get a big hell no
SOLO
CHORUS 3:
I want a paycheck woman
Don't want no welfare broad
All the chicks I date are lazy
I say hey ya'll get a job
You better bring home the bacon
Then fry it up when you get home
You can't sit and watch soap operas
While I work hard all day long
So here's to all my brothers
Out there puttin' in 40
Let me get a big hell yeah
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah
NOTE: During the long periods playing the E, I like to add in a little flavor to it.
I hammer on an Esus4 and an E/G with a semi-random pattern. I just
like it that way, but it's not necessary.
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