Artist/Band: Cracker-Jack Smith Tabs
Song: Lord What A Bowler Tab
"OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER
(Words by Crackerjack-Smith to the tune of "Oh Lord it's hard to be
humble..for all you young Bowlers out there
(Chords A,D & E)
OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER I'M PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE GREEN, I BOWL BETTER EACH DAY
TO KNOW ME IS A PLEASURE, YOU'LL BECOME A NUMBER ONE FAN
OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER & WHAT A MODEST YOUNG MAN
I USED TO HAVE A PAIRS PARTNER BUT I GUESS SHE JUST COULDN'T COMPETE
WITH ALL THOSE LOVED STAVED BOWLERS HANGING AROUND MY FEET
HERE COMES ANOTHER TOUCHER AS I STEP UP TO THE MAT
& AS THE CHALK COMES OUT THEY BEGIN TO SHOUT & THE SKIP HE DIPS HIS HAT
OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER I'M PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE GREEN, I BOWL BETTER EACH DAY
TO KNOW ME IS A PLEASURE, YOU'LL BECOME A NUMBER ONE FAN
OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER & WHAT A MODEST YOUNG MAN
MY FRIENDS THINK I SHOULD BE SKIPPER & I AGREE WITH THEM
I GUESS I AM A NATURTAL BORN LEADER …A MAN AMONG MEN
BUT THEY SELECTORS THEY GET SO JEALOUS I GUES THEY'R IN AWE OF ME
WHO CARES, THE LADIES THINK I'M LOVELY, THEY SAY I'M A SEXY YOUNG THING
I OFFERED TO RUN FOR PRESEIDENT, I AM SUCH AN INTELLEGENT GUY
JUST ASK ME & I WILL TELL YOU WITHOUT A WORD OF LIE
BUT THEY MUST HAVE STACKED THE MEETING
AND ONLY TWO VOTED FOR ME
ONE WAS MY MUM & THE OTHER MUST HAVE BEEN ME
OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER I'M PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET ON THE GREEN, I BOWL BETTER EACH DAY
TO KNOW ME IS A PLEASURE, YOU'LL BECOME A NUMBER ONE FAN
OH LORD WHAT A BOWLER & WHAT A MODEST YOUNG MAN
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